Humorous Quotes From Tech Support Records

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Customer cannot rebute system.
...trying to rebooth the system it blows up and he cant rebooth.
Customer tried reaming himself and got no here. *Remming drivers in the Config.sys
Customer having problems installing Mariland.
Customer is having problems with his scuzzy drive.
...problems rebuilding OS2.ANY and OS2SYS.ANY
Customer can't connect to Anti-Server *NT Server
Customer has an externial back and needs to know if she had to clean out before she installs. Tempted to install and it will not read.
Customer having problems with his M WAY modem.
Customer cannot get SPGA to work.
Customer states that the swatter file is getting larger.
Need to know what duel booth is and how he should configure it.
Customer needs drivers for TRY DENT video card.
When booth up machine on OS/2 none of the normal icons come just the shreeder session and when try to close it it just lockup.
Customer states that he is having a istalling.
...error such as stack overflow in cerial.dll ...
Disk number one is defecting.
...in lines in Config.Sys COM.SYS and FEECOM.SYS...
...problems with the MOCK 64 chip set.
...problems in Winos2 trap in door. *Trap Door to DOS
When he adds 802.2 to his Protocol stack the system begins to B00 with errors. *boot with errors
sys error 2070 then it says system cannot demand
Sears Logic video chip set
Customer cannot sink the moniter.
Customer having problems installing 6 packs
...Can't boop or nuffin'
He thinks he needs to disable his delder but needs to know how
Please Assit.
Recgonize the serial parts
...scuzz driver
...souports Win95 file names
config.sis
modum
....dule boot
...eyecons
....A Dobie reader
Problems with the i and i files.
...problem loading work perfect
Customer states that he cannot install the stack fucilities.
Customer states that he wanted to change the auto exact battery and he cannot access the command.