What if Dr. Seuss wrote technical diagnostic manuals?

What if Dr. Seuss wrote technical diagnostic manuals?

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port
and the bus is interrupted at the very last resort
and the address of the memory makes your disk abort
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash
and double-clicking the icon puts your window in the trash
and your data is corrupted cuz the index doesn't hash
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash.

If the label on the cable on the table at your house
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse
but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse
then you may as well reboot and just go out with a bang
Cuz as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk
and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC
then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM
quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom.